Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!