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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!