Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!