Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!