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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.