What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!