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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.