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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook