Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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