Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

You might also enjoy:

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover