Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill