Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Bugs Bunny Jokes More Bugs Bunny Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.