What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!