Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.