Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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A bearl roll.

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Follow the lederhosen.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.