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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Bugs Bunny Jokes More Bugs Bunny Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.