What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."