What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."