What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."