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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Bugs Bunny Jokes More Bugs Bunny Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."