What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.