What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.