Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.