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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!