Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny