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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny