What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!