What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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Purranks.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Raise a family.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.