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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.