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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers