What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn