What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes