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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize