Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*