What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia