What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline