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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk