Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.