What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.