What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity