How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!