Discuss Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?

They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.