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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.