What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.