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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies