Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.