Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.