Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.