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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Because it was Far Out!

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

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Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.