Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.