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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.