What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.