What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "