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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.