What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.