Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

You might also enjoy:

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.