Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Woman Bathroom Jokes More Woman Bathroom Jokes

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Neanderthal Jokes More Neanderthal Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.