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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.