Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*