Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What did you win?

Atrophy

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!