Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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She looked at their last names...

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He'd get it.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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It must have fallen through a crack.

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It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto