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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.