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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.