What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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A bus driver.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri