What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.