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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.