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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.