Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.