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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.