Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...