What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.