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Fourth Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.