The fourth wall
Because she was told it makes you see things!
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
He flips houses.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Darth-tagnan
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!