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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.