What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes