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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.