What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium