What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo