What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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What is the result?

A tie.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.