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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....