What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!