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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments