What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!