What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.