What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.