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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!