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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!