How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%