How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter