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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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He fell out of the tree

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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They asked.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Ferniture.

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Tufaloffahsofa