What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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I like to be prepared.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.