What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Namaste.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Namaste

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.