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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.