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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.