What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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So blind people can hate them to

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Namaste..right here

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Namaste.