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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.