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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory