What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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The Captain's Log.

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Tummy, my X-Men!

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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Two test tickles!

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Two test-tickles!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.