Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Because they have developed very good punch quality.