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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.