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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.