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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

Sinkhole Jokes More Sinkhole Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.