Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!