Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*