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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*