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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.