Because he takes it for granite.
He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Because they live in misery
He was caught stroganoff
Left behind
J-lo Cloths
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Incomplete.
They gave him his money back.
