Because he takes it for granite.
He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Because he didn't feel very whale
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Because he felt like BACON!
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
They work on so many levels
There's twenty of them.
They all have phones.
They like rock.
Rock concerts.*
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
