Because he takes it for granite.
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He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
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Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Shhhhhhh.
Baked beans
They were worried about his checkered past
No Jobs
Because he wanted them to work over-time
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Don't touch my marbles.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Coincerned
April might make you feel better!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Because he found mercury in it.
The Sioux chef
None, that's women's work!
