What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.