What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..