Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Leave EU.
A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.
Moohammad
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Because he ate his ant for dinner!