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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!