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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"