What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.