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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!