How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.