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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator