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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator