How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator