How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator