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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Country Music Song Jokes More Country Music Song Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...