What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Hog and kisses!

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In a were-house

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Manors.

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They always get called for roughing.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...