Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Because he is a Boxer
It scares the hell out of the dog
He became a quack head
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Say the drinks are on the house
Play with others.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.