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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Snowblower

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Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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Because they know how to shut the House down.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.