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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.