Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Friday by Rebecca Black
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Because he needed a crap.
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Because he plays with Pooh
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
PIGLET: Beets me!