Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!