Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.