Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
