Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.