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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.