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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.