Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.