Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.