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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?