Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.