Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.