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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.