Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.