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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.