Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.