Why don't auto repair shops fix golf ca...

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!