Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.