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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.