Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.