Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!