Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.