Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Part Jokes More Part Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.