Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.