How much power does a hearse have?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.