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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.