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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.