How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.