How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile